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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:55 am

Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...

Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....


Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

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Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?



Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don't Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am

1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don't U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:57 am

Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:57 am

agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?




"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"


Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,


Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

A man Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:36 am

app hummari gali mein ay thora sermay thora utray
thora muskuray thora gahbray or pher zoor say cilay
Aloo Sholy karary…………………masilan waly
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Post by saba on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:37 am

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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Post by paglihoon on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:12 pm

nice.....keeeep sharing.....
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:56 am


HUSBAND MERA WHITE HO,LAMBI USKI HEIGHT HO,GHUSAY KA WO LIGHT HO,PERSONALITY USKI TIGHT HO,JAB SAAS SE MERI FIGHT HO KAHY BEGAM TUM HE RIGHT HO..!! clap
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by **AnGel eY3s** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:30 am

farhan wrote:Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...

Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....


Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai



Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!







lol lol lol lol lol rofl rofl rofl rockon
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Post by saba on Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:01 am

lol
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Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:54 am

pathan ko cricket par essay likhne ko mila,
pathan na essay1 mint mian khtam kar k chala gaya ,
likha tha
barish ki wajah say match nahi hosaka
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Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:56 am

wife to sardar; tumhen to pyar katna hi nhi ataa,

sardar; to kya yeh 8 bache internet say download kiye hain.
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Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:46 pm

SARDAR IN TRAIN;
TICKET DIKHAO,
SARDAR, HAHA YE LO

T.T.,YE TOPURANI HIA ,
SARDAR, TO KIAY TRAIN ABI SHOWROOM SAY NIKALI HIA
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Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:48 pm

1 CHOR PATHAN KA MOBILE LAY KA BHAG GAYA
PATHAN HASNE LAGA,
DOST; WO TUMHARA MOBILE LAY KAR BHAG GAYA OR TUM HANS RAHAY HO,
PATHAN; US MIAN BALANCE NAHI THA.
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Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:50 pm

EK BAS MIAN ACHNAK EK ADMI CHARHA,
OR
CHILA K BOLA,
RUK JAO,

KOI APNI JAGA SAY NHI HILAY GAA,
















FEMQI QULFI WALA KHUD CHAL K APP K PASS AYEGA .
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Post by sameerali on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:23 am

biwi ; ap nay pichlly sal mujhe lohay ka bed banwa kar diya tha is bar kya irada hia ,

shohar; is sal us bed mian current chorne ka irada hai
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Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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