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Funny SmS ...
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Funny SmS ...
First topic message reminder :
Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...
Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...
Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Re: Funny SmS ...
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
saba- Angel Moderator
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
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Re: Funny SmS ...
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Re: Funny SmS ...
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Re: Funny SmS ...
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
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Re: Funny SmS ...
1st pathan
tar tu itna bara hogaya teri dari moch nahi aai
2nd patahn;
yaara hum maa par gaya hia
tar tu itna bara hogaya teri dari moch nahi aai
2nd patahn;
yaara hum maa par gaya hia
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Re: Funny SmS ...
hahahahahha nice
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Re: Funny SmS ...
EK CHUHAA SHARAAB K DRUM MAIN GIRA OR
NIKAL K MUST HO K SOI HOI BILLI K MOU PE
DUM MAR K BOLAAA
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.'BILLO RANI KAHO TU ABHI JAN DE DUN...
NIKAL K MUST HO K SOI HOI BILLI K MOU PE
DUM MAR K BOLAAA
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