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Post by Farhan on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:55 am

First topic message reminder :

Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...

Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....


Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?Very Happy:D:D
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:55 am

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:55 am

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:55 am

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 am

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 am

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:57 am

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:57 am

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:58 am

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:58 am

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:58 am

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:59 am

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:59 am

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by saba on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:00 am

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by sameerali on Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:57 am

1st pathan
tar tu itna bara hogaya teri dari moch nahi aai

2nd patahn;
yaara hum maa par gaya hia
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Post by YUSRA on Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:35 am

hehehe

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Post by paglihoon on Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:51 am

hahahahahha nice mock6
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Re: Funny SmS ...

Post by sameerali on Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:34 am

EK CHUHAA SHARAAB K DRUM MAIN GIRA OR
NIKAL K MUST HO K SOI HOI BILLI K MOU PE
DUM MAR K BOLAAA


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