Do(Two) Batein

ek bar hum kafi bimar per gaye eq dost humse milne aye aur bole, tumhare elaj ke lie doctor ko bulaon ya hakeem ko

Hum: Hakem ko kyuki ager doc ko bulaoge to do(two) baten hongi, ya to to main doc ki dawa se theeq jaonga ya mer jaonga, theeq ho gaya to khair koi bat nahi, per ageer mer gaya to do baten hongi, ya to meri laash ko log defna denge ya jungle me phenk denge, defna dia to koi bat nahi per jungle me phenk dia to do baten hongi, ya to meri laash ko jungli janwer cheer-phar khayenge ya cheel-kauwe noch khayenge, jungli janwer phar khaye to koi bat nahi per ager cheel-kauwe nochenge to do baten hongi, ya to meri heddian mitti me mil jayengi ya unhe kaarkhane wale utha lenge, ager heddian mitti me mil gayi to koi bat nahi, per ager kaarkhane walon ne utha lia to do baten hongi, ya to wo unka phosphorus bnayenge ya nahane ka sabun(soap) banane me istemal karenge, phosphorus banaya to khair koi bat nahi, per ager sabun banaya to do baten hongi, ya to us sabun se merd nahayen ge ya auraten nahyengi, merd nahayen to khair koi bat nahi, per ager auraten nahyengi to hume bari sherm ayegi