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Funny SmS ...
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:: Entertainment zone :: SMS World
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Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:55 am
Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...
Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Farhan- Moderator
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
Farhan- Moderator
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am
Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don't Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don't Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Farhan- Moderator
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:56 am
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don't U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don't U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:57 am
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:57 am
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?
"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,
naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,
naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"
Log aisa kehtey hain,
Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Log aisa kehtey hain,
Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,
aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
tum ko na koi aanch ho,
aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by Farhan Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
A man Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by saba Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:36 am
app hummari gali mein ay thora sermay thora utray
thora muskuray thora gahbray or pher zoor say cilay
Aloo Sholy karary…………………masilan waly
thora muskuray thora gahbray or pher zoor say cilay
Aloo Sholy karary…………………masilan waly
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by saba Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:37 am
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by saba Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:56 am
HUSBAND MERA WHITE HO,LAMBI USKI HEIGHT HO,GHUSAY KA WO LIGHT HO,PERSONALITY USKI TIGHT HO,JAB SAAS SE MERI FIGHT HO KAHY BEGAM TUM HE RIGHT HO..!!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by **AnGel eY3s** Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:30 am
farhan wrote:Share your Funny Sms with your Frnds...
Wot you are waiting for ? start kero yar ?....
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:54 am
pathan ko cricket par essay likhne ko mila,
pathan na essay1 mint mian khtam kar k chala gaya ,
likha tha
barish ki wajah say match nahi hosaka
pathan na essay1 mint mian khtam kar k chala gaya ,
likha tha
barish ki wajah say match nahi hosaka
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:56 am
wife to sardar; tumhen to pyar katna hi nhi ataa,
sardar; to kya yeh 8 bache internet say download kiye hain.
sardar; to kya yeh 8 bache internet say download kiye hain.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:46 pm
SARDAR IN TRAIN;
TICKET DIKHAO,
SARDAR, HAHA YE LO
T.T.,YE TOPURANI HIA ,
SARDAR, TO KIAY TRAIN ABI SHOWROOM SAY NIKALI HIA
TICKET DIKHAO,
SARDAR, HAHA YE LO
T.T.,YE TOPURANI HIA ,
SARDAR, TO KIAY TRAIN ABI SHOWROOM SAY NIKALI HIA
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:48 pm
1 CHOR PATHAN KA MOBILE LAY KA BHAG GAYA
PATHAN HASNE LAGA,
DOST; WO TUMHARA MOBILE LAY KAR BHAG GAYA OR TUM HANS RAHAY HO,
PATHAN; US MIAN BALANCE NAHI THA.
PATHAN HASNE LAGA,
DOST; WO TUMHARA MOBILE LAY KAR BHAG GAYA OR TUM HANS RAHAY HO,
PATHAN; US MIAN BALANCE NAHI THA.
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:50 pm
EK BAS MIAN ACHNAK EK ADMI CHARHA,
OR
CHILA K BOLA,
RUK JAO,
KOI APNI JAGA SAY NHI HILAY GAA,
FEMQI QULFI WALA KHUD CHAL K APP K PASS AYEGA .
OR
CHILA K BOLA,
RUK JAO,
KOI APNI JAGA SAY NHI HILAY GAA,
FEMQI QULFI WALA KHUD CHAL K APP K PASS AYEGA .
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by sameerali Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:23 am
biwi ; ap nay pichlly sal mujhe lohay ka bed banwa kar diya tha is bar kya irada hia ,
shohar; is sal us bed mian current chorne ka irada hai
shohar; is sal us bed mian current chorne ka irada hai
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Re: Funny SmS ...
by saba Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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