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Post by Fiza on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:07 am

Asalam o alaikum

At the rate were going it seems the era of Sadarji is being overtaken by Faraz..most of you would have recieved these jokes through messagesthey arn't really jokes, but worth sharing..


kahaa tha ka Barsoun ka Piyasa houn Faraz
Us ne meray Moun mien Pipe laga ker Moter chala de


keep sharing n enjoyyy
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Post by Fiza on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:11 am

Aj Usnay bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali FARAZ...!
Jo kehti thi har cheez Mezaan main achi lagti hai... Very Happy
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Post by Fiza on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:13 am

Aj Usnay bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali FARAZ...!
Jo kehti thi har cheez Mezaan main achi lagti hai...
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Re: Funny Shairy

Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:22 am

aik pathan ankhe band kar k sheshay k samne betha tha
aik admi ne pocha khan sab kia kar rahay ho
pathan bola: yara hum dekh raha hai
k hum sota woha kaisa lagta hai
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Re: Funny Shairy

Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:25 am

OBAMA OR ZARDARI JAHAZ MIAN JARAHE THAY,
OBAMA BOLA: AGAR ME YAHAN 1 CAROR DOLLAR GIRAON TU CAROR LOG MUJHE DUA DE GAY,

ZARADARI BOLA; AGAR MAIN SIRF SADARAT CHOR DO TO 18 CAROR LOG MUJHE DUA DENGE GAY,
JAHAZ KA CAPTION PATAN THA BOLA,
AGAR ME YEH JAHAZ HE GIRA DO TUPORI DUNIYA MUJHE DUA DE GI
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Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:29 am

PATHAN CINEMA MIAN JURASIC PARK FILM DEKHNE GAYA DEKH RAHA THA,
DINOSOR SCREN KI TRAF ANE LAGA TO WO BIR BHAGA,
KISI NE POCHA Q BHAG RAHAY HO YEH FILM HAI,
PATHAN: O PAGAL KHANA KHARAB KA BACHA HUM KO PATA HAI FILM HAI HUM JAHIL NHI HAI,
PAR US KO TU NHIPATA NA WO TU JANWAR HAI .
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Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:30 am

FATHER ;
TUMNE UNVERCITY K 4 SAL MIAN SABSAY MUSKIL KAM KIYA SEKHA?
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SON;
TEZ ANDHI ME 1 TEELI SE 2 CIGGERATE JALANA
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Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:32 am

EK SARDAR NE PATHAN KI BETI KA RISHTA MANAGA

PATHAN NE SARDAR KO BHUAT MARA

MAAR KHA KAR SARDAR UTHA KAPRE JHAR K BOLA

PHIR KHAN SHAB MIAN INKAR SAMJHOO. Very Happy
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Post by sameerali on Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:46 am

1 pagal dusre pagal say

tum kis din paida howe

2nd pagal; itwar ko

1st pagal;
mujhe ullu samjhta hai itwar ko tu choti hotai hiaa
hahahahahaha
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Post by sameerali on Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:47 am

saradar ki maaa srdar say;
uth ja, waikh sooraj kadoon da nikal aaya aey.

sardar;tey ki hoya amma oo sonda vi tey meray too pellaan aae
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Post by sameerali on Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:59 am

beta ammi se;

mujhe dukh do

tention do

barbad kar do

mere peeche bhot lge den

ammi ne kah a

kambhaht shorcut man bol na

B V chahye
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